Handmade in the UKWax-sealed by hand

Someone mustbe banished.

A personalised parchment letter in the unmistakable style of The Traitors. You write the decree — we press the seal and post the consequences.

Buy on Etsy — £9.99Use Etsy code to customise
5.0 from Etsy buyers120+ letters sealed
A finished decree on yellowed parchment beside its envelope, pressed with a crimson wax seal
A real one, posted last week — “Tidy your bedroom, or be banished.”

Choose your fate

Every letter is a verdict

Nine official decrees — or write your own. Every one is personalised, printed on heavyweight parchment, and sealed by hand.

£9.99 a letter£7.99 each after the firstposted in the UK

The classic

Murder Letter

Delivered in silence, opened in dread.

£9.99Personalise

Banishment Letter

For flatmates, colleagues and siblings who know what they did.

£9.99Personalise

Faithful Love Letter

A love letter with an alibi.

£9.99Personalise

Stolen Heart Letter

Romance, with a formal pardon attached.

£9.99Personalise

Happy Birthday (Faithful)

Another year survived at the Round Table.

£9.99Personalise

Birthday (Round Table)

Cake first. Consequences later.

£9.99Personalise

Tidy Room / Laundry Letter

Parental authority, now with a wax seal.

£9.99Personalise

Office & Friendship Letter

For biscuit thieves and PowerPoint criminals.

£9.99Personalise
Write every word

Custom Letter

Your words, their fate. Write the whole decree yourself.

£9.99Personalise

How it works

From decree to doormat

  1. Choose your fate

    Murder, banishment, birthday at the Round Table — or a fully custom decree.

  2. Write it, watch it

    Type the name and your message. The preview on screen is exactly what we print — same parchment, same blackletter, same layout.

  3. Sealed and posted

    We print it on heavyweight parchment, fold it, press the wax seal by hand, and post it anywhere in the UK.

A parchment envelope addressed in blackletter and pressed with a crimson wax seal, lit by candles
Pressed by hand — no two seals match.

The going rate for treachery

One letter, £9.99

Plus £1.50 UK postage. Sending several to the same address — a whole Round Table? Every letter after the first is £7.99.

Your seal, pressed by hand

Traitor's Crimson — one colour, pressed by hand, no two alike.
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Printed, sealed and posted within two working days.

From the Faithful

The verdicts are in

5.0 on Etsy

“It was so beautiful you could tell a lot of heart went into making it. I'll be recommending you.”

Verified Etsy buyer

“I asked to add an extra sentence after ordering — they replied in traitor murder-letter wording! Brilliant.”

Etsy buyer · custom decree

“Such a fantastic present for a Traitors fan. Love that you can customise it. Looks fab!”

Etsy buyer · gift order

Before you seal it

Questions from the Round Table

Ask now — once the wax is pressed, the verdict is final.

How fast will it arrive?

We print, seal and post within 2 working days, Royal Mail second class as standard. Need it for a date? Order early or message us — upgraded postage is available.

Can I write anything I like?

Yes — pick the Custom Letter and every word is yours. You see the exact printed layout before you confirm, so what you approve is what they receive.

What if I bought on Etsy?

After your Etsy purchase we email you a redemption code. Bring it here, write your letter with the live preview, and we seal exactly what you approved.

Is this official Traitors merchandise?

No — lovingly inspired by The Traitors (UK), but not affiliated with the BBC or Studio Lambert.